fucking flawless omg
fucking praise dominos
Happy to be a UH student again, nobody believes I’m a junior already -including myself-, but I live this university.
When I first moved to Canada, I showed up to a party and started putting my beer in the fridge. The entire kitchen stopped to stare in wonder and disbelief until someone yelled out ‘don’t fucking waste pizza space. This whole country is a f*ckin icebox’